Bridget Jone's Diary
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
In between goals is a thing called life that has to be lived and enjoyed.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Dance as though no one is watching you; love as though you have never been hurt before, sing as though no one can hear you, live as though heaven is on earth.
If it's not fun, you're not doing it right.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.