Many many happy returns of the day my crazy, stupid, dumb, weird friend.
I would not say 'May God bless' you due to recent circumstances.
(You may call me narcissist)I say I bless you with all the happiness, wealth and success. Health is in your hands, my blessings won't work in that zone.
You do have love in life from your family, friends including me. Let's not talk about the clichéd 'Love'.
I had fallen in love with your writing and I miss reading something new from you. Your nature of 'giving' reflects in your writings too.
I am happy we met a day before your birthday. And No I may not be able to gift you a mobile or that luxurious car but I give my word I will stand by you in need.
Do not doubt on my given word, I said it truthfully as I allowed you smoking in front of me even though I hate it.
I do not fear on talking about anything in front of you as you don't judge me like others do.
Life is good having a friend like you.
Also do remember, I will never hesitate to slap you in case if you do something hazardous.
Have a wonderful life and please EAT don't stay bony!